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Give your friends the perfect gift, an alternative horror scope mug. These hilarious predictions will have you in stitches! See below for your sign!

January 20th - February 18th
You have an inventive and free spirited mind; in other words you are a compulsive liar with loose morals. You are inclined to be careless and impractical causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you are a total idiot.

February 19th - March 20th
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed. You aren't - Why would anyone follow you? You lack confidence and are generally a spineless moron. Don't bother trying to hide your strange fixation with small animals. Everybody Knows.

March 21st - April 19th
You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are paranoid, and rightly so as everyone thinks that you are a complete turd. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You will live to a ripe old age but inside you are dead already.

April 20th - May 20th
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and will work yourself to death. No one admires you. Most people think you are a stubborn bumwipe. You are nothing but a communist whore.

Gemini

May 21st - June 21st
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People only like you because you are bisexual and are good with your tongue. You are inclined to expect too much for too little, this means you are a tight git and never get a roung in. Geminis thrive on other's misfortune.

June 22nd - July 22nd
You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples problems. They think you are a mug. You are always procrastinating. This is why you will always be on benefits and wont ever amount to anything. Put us out of our misery and end it all now.

July 23rd - August 22nd
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are a jumped up prat. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is beyond belief. Leos are thieving chavs who enjoy masturbation more than sex.

August 23rd - September 22nd
You are the logical type and hate disorder. This anal behaviour is sickning to your friends, but you don't care because you prefer your computer anyway. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep whilst having sex. Virgos make good traffic wardens.

September 23rd - October 22nd
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. You spend all of your free time on the internet as you have no real friends. Your capacity for self pity is outstanding. Chances for employment and monetary gains are non existent. You will die a virgin.

October 23rd - November 21st
You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You will achieve the pinnacle of success by stabbing everyone you meet in the back. You will do anything for money, you son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

November 22nd - December 21st
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendancy to rely on luck since you have no talent or social skills. The majority af Sagittarians are addicts. People laugh at you because you are always soiling yourself. You are utterly worthless.

December 22nd - January 19th
You are conservative and afraid to take risks. You are basically a loser. There has never been a capricorn of any importance. You do nothing but annoy everyone you come into contact with. You should kill yourself now and save us all the embarrassment.